bug: a weird out of context chunk of an interview with Michael Stipe (NOT SAFE FOR WORK).. the *not* bold is Michael:
Yes. Since you’re the one of us that actually flew on the Concorde, have you ever joined the Supersonic Mile High Club?
No, in fact I’ve never even joined the Mile High Club. But I have noticed in planes, and especially on long plane flights, there’s something about the amount of air in a plane, and tell me if you’ve noticed the same thing...
You get a hard on.
No, your genitals just get heavier and bigger.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: O.o
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: I can say with complete conviction that I have never experienced this phenomenon.
bug: No one I've asked has.
bug: It just.. cracked me up.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: I do, however, sometimes get absolutely unbelievable hardons if I'm really tired but forced to stay awake because of circumstances (like I'm driving, or in a class, or similar).
bug: How odd. I wonder why.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: That's one of the reasons I always hated going through training on new jobs... if I started to feel tired, I'd almost always end up with a hardon and the have the trouble of not wanting to stand up if I needed to use the restroom or whatever. ;x
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: (I will never live this down if you post it and anyone connects it to me) ;D
bug: LOL, no, cause it's not a question.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: That's true. So I'm safe ;x
bug: Oh yeah.. it's not going anywhere.
bug: Well, maybe to Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2 if you don't mind, just for the humour.
bug: (no, I haven't yet.. I really am asking ahead of time)
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Nah, that's okay... it'll keep me funny in his eyes ;D
bug: leaves me hanging, damn him:
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1 is often funny!
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: The 'truck hard-on' is a well recognized phenomenon.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: I need to log off and back on... BRB
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Oh good, because I've had that too... when I drove to Seattle solo in September, I was engorged from Boise all the way to Pendleton :x
bug: what on *earth* causes that?
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: NO idea. It's very disconcerting sometimes though.. I don't know if the motion/vibration has something to do with it, but at times I get so sensitive it's almost unreal.
bug: truck hard-on?
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: Yeah... riding in a truck (or a tour bus) for long periods of time produces hard-ons.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: Well known...
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: and they are a particularly irritating form of spontaneous wood
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: because unlike other random wood...
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: this tend to leave behind blue balls
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: I take it then you've never had a truck wetness episode?
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: ::flee::
bug: I really do wish I could figure out some way to post this, with suitable name changes to protect the perma-erect.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: focl
bug: No.. I mean.. sometimes the vibrations from a car seat or whatever can be mildly.. interesting.. but not.. like that.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: "interesting"
bug: well.. it's kind of one step below arousing.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: I can just picture it... "Drive over those railroads several dozen more times, dear"
bug: but I think for women in general there are far fewer things that produce physical arousal without other stuff going on, y'know?
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Yup, I'd bet that's true
bug: ha:
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: change the names and leave intact...
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: "Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1"
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: and
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: #2
bug: (that's on how to post the comments)
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: lol
bug: which one are you.. #1 or #2.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: LOL! I leave that choice to Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Well then, of course I'm #1
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