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Lemme take this dick out of my mouth so I can ask you if I'm gay..

CuriousHeteroMaleFriend: i had a great askbug question the other night but i forget it now
bug: awww.. ::smack::
CuriousHeteroMaleFriend: gimme a few minutes i'm almost done with a 40, i'll be in the same state of mind
bug: LOL!
CuriousHeteroMaleFriend: OH OH!
CuriousHeteroMaleFriend: i remembered it
CuriousHeteroMaleFriend: Am I gay if i like Tranny porn?
bug: You mean.. chicks with dicks?
CuriousHeteroMaleFriend: yes t-girls
bug:Nah. And I seem to remember Dan Savage covering this a while ago. Lemme see if I can find it. ::hunt hunt hunt::
bug: Ah.. here it is, Savage Love Even Dan Savage doesn't think you're gay. ;D

2(x)ist or something

Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Here's what I want to know: How does one pronounce the undies brand "2(x)ist"?
bug: to exist
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Is that it? That's what I thought but when I was talking about it with a couple coworkers a while ago (they had a catalog), they looked at me like I was a two-headed alien dog when I said it "to exist".
bug: Well.. they're wrong so far as I know.
bug: how the hell did they think it was pronounced?
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: The one girl said she was pretty sure it was "toox ist" and the guy said he just points at signs in stores. ;x
bug: wtf is "toox ist".. she's out of her mind.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: (apparently under the idea that the pictures in clothing stores are meant to be pictorial menus)
bug: Call them and see how they answer the phone: 212.741.7731
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: I already suggested that to the labbies
bug: Let me guess.. they won't? :x
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: They're embarrassed
bug: they should be, they're being idiots. ;x
bug: I called.. "Thank you for calling To Exist..." :x
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: lol
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: My guys are in the act of dialing the phone right now.. I have it on speaker and there's a crowd around us now
bug: ROFL, you're.. weird. ;x
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Yeah, they're feeling stupid now
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: "OHMIGOSH it *is* 'To Exist'!" ::smack forehead::
bug: I mean.. just.. wtf.. it's painfully obvious what it says.
bug: Do they have this trouble with custom license plates too? :x
bug: (like the one I saw that said "KIDYWGN")
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: lolol that takes me back to SLC, one of my coworkers there had the tag "RNUAQT" and another wanted to know wtf "are nwokt" meant
bug: LOL oh dear. :x
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: Took about 10 times explaining to her that if she just read. each. letter. aloud. it'd make sense.
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: "R... N... U... A... Cut? Huh?" ::smack::
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: "Cutty?" etc.
bug: Q Q Q Q T T T T. :x
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #1: RNUADUMBASS
bug: evidently so. :x