Hippychick...

Inz: how do I go about finding some weed-smoking openminded hippie girl I can keep as a piece of furniture?
Inz: was that degrading?
Inz: it's imperative that she rolls, too
Inz: ...by that, I do not mean that she should be obese

bug: Inz.. put an ad on Craigslist? ;x

Inz: craigs list?
bug: www.craigslist.org
bug: and.. it would only be degrading if you said "chickie". ;x

bug: the personal ads on Craigslist can be.. amusing.

Inz: "want to buy: hippie girl who rolls joints and massages shoulders"
bug: why does she have to roll?
Inz: 'cause I'm useless
Spider: because he doesn't?
bug: Get a pipe, much easier all around.

Inz: "want to buy: hippie girl who rolls joints or who comes bundled with pipe and massages shoulders"
Spider: Shouldermassaging pipes?
bug: LOL, perfect. :)
Ahnion: ...and doesn't sit in the window, chattering endlessly? ;)
Inz: I don't mind if it's stuff I'd be interested to hear
bug: Oh, does she have to provide the weed too.. or can you do that part of it?
Inz: no, I can get the weed

Inz: Craig's list wasn't that good for Ireland I don't think
bug: Awwww, I'm sorry Inz. ;D
corixid: Hi ho folks :-)
bug: Inz.. meet corix.. another American to rant about. ;)

Inz: hi corix
Inz: are you a hippie girl that rolls?
Inz: if so you are welcome to come visit
corixid: Not a girl, but I do roll

Comment, after reading original post, from Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2:

Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2: and all hippie girls are, by definition, either gay... or chickies.
bug: Yes but if you don't immediately call them chickies.. it's not degrading. ;D
Well Adjusted Hetero Male Friend #2:: and half the gay ones are just chickies feeling experimental.