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Lesbians and Plumbing

I'm posting this just so I can get more hits when people do weird google searches for phrases including the words "lesbo" or "lesbian". ;) ;)

This is from my cousin who goes by "One of My Tons Of Cousins":

"Some of you may remember how I used to write funny stories as a kid. Those of you who don't remember know that I am still certifiably insane even if I don't write much anymore. Well, my experiences this week involving lesbians and plumbing have allowed me to reconnect with my enjoyment of writing humorous tales. If you want a few laughs at my expense please go read the story here:

http://austin.craigslist.org/rnr/49533344.html

If you laugh or even crack the tiniest of grins, please flag my post for best-of on Craigslist. (The flags are up at the top of the page when you're viewing the post). We Austinites need to represent! Also, pass it on to your friends - there's nothing like being famous for being a complete moron."

On Bugs

Not exactly a question.. but it amuses me:

ilaani:

BUGS - Ogden Nash

Some insects feed on rosebuds
And others feed on carrion.
Between them they devour the earth.
Bugs are totalitarian.